6.20.03 joke

Throughout my entire life I have never enjoyed nor approved of jokes - try to tell me one and you'll get the same baleful stare I use when people come to my door with a scam.

The only joke I ever memorized was this:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

But this year I have definitely mellowed, and while my daughter was doing animal rights work in the spring I picked up a new joke:

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bye, son.

Get it? Ha ha ha....

share: facebook|stumbleupon|twitter