3.6.2009 smile

Earlier today I was wandering around in the spring sunshine and I smiled at a White Van Man.

He dropped his coffee and almost fell out of his vehicle.

Later I was buying groceries and also smiled at the checkout dude - who, when asked for the single school voucher (some wacky loyalty scheme that supports, uh, schools) owed the purchase, handed me half his packet. Something like.... forty vouchers.

If only I had understood this mighty power when I was young and promiscuous! Now I am old and hampered by "ethics" ... and nobody has ever accused me of being a tease.

Does that mean I shouldn't smile?

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